Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
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