it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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