i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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