IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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