the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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