we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I understand Curling. That high.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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