Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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