Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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