It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm having to shit out rocks
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