Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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