this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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