there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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