what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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