I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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