Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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