Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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