with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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