I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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