when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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