Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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