when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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