doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
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