benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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