Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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