Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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