yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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