If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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