why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
