i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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