love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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