My first STD was from a foam party
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
