dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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