i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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