the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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