party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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