these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
The struggles of a small town man whore
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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