We won't sleep together?
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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