She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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