i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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