Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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