there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
wow bdsm is so cute
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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