I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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