can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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