why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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