Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Randomize
