It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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