Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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