Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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