I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize