Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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