How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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