peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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